Everything you should read
but won't.
Roast.fm turns boring documents into a comedy podcast you'll actually finish — PDFs, slide decks, emails, URLs, anything.
Drop a file here
.pdf
.pptx
.docx
.eml
or any text document
or paste a link
Anything tedious. Transformed.
If you can read it, we can roast it. The format doesn't matter. The comedy does.
Documents
Board reports, compliance updates, quarterly reviews. The things that sit in your downloads folder until the meeting starts.
Slide decks
All-hands presentations, training modules, investor updates. Forty slides of bullet points, distilled.
Web pages
Articles, blog posts, policy pages, documentation. Paste a link. We read it so you can listen.
Newsletters
Forward to your @my.roast.fm address. PTA updates, HOA minutes, corporate all-hands recaps.
Word docs
Contracts, handbooks, policy manuals. The documents that matter but never get read past page two.
Plain text
Paste anything. Meeting notes, Slack threads, terms of service. If it's text, it's fair game.
One input, one podcast.
Three ways in. One way out: a comedy episode in your podcast player.
1. Upload, paste, or forward
Drag a file into the web interface, paste a URL, or forward an email to your unique @my.roast.fm address. Roast handles the rest.
2. Add your feed to any podcast player
One personal RSS link. Drop it into Apple Podcasts, Overcast, Spotify — whatever you already use. Takes ten seconds.
3. Listen and laugh
New episodes appear automatically. Every document becomes a comedy roast. No app to open. Just press play.
Buy back your attention for $9.
Two hours of audio per month. Enough for a daily five-minute episode, five days a week.
$9
per month
- 2 hours of generated audio
- Upload PDFs, slide decks, Word docs, or paste any URL
- Email forwarding to your personal @my.roast.fm address
- Private RSS feed for any podcast player
- Need more? $5 per additional hour